1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.
2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.
3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.
3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.
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Bottoming-out.
Known to happen to those of us with low-riding vehicles when we underestimate a speed bump or curb and --*eeeeesh!*-- end up momentarily having the speed bump or cub bump up kinda hard against the tender underbelly of our vehicle.
This term has another, newer, meaning though and of course it's a sex one.
"Bottoming-out" in bed is also when a woman is straddling her male partner and, only when her partner has a long-ish member, she tries to go deep and rest herself on top of his hips but *-eeeeesh!-* it's too long and the tender underbelly (her cervix or just the dead end of her birth canal, so-to-speak) is bumped kinda hard up against by the aforementioned member.
Women make the same exact face when either happens.
Bottoming-out.
Known to happen to those of us with low-riding vehicles when we underestimate a speed bump or curb and --*eeeeesh!*-- end up momentarily having the speed bump or cub bump up kinda hard against the tender underbelly of our vehicle.
This term has another, newer, meaning though and of course it's a sex one.
"Bottoming-out" in bed is also when a woman is straddling her male partner and, only when her partner has a long-ish member, she tries to go deep and rest herself on top of his hips but *-eeeeesh!-* it's too long and the tender underbelly (her cervix or just the dead end of her birth canal, so-to-speak) is bumped kinda hard up against by the aforementioned member.
Women make the same exact face when either happens.
Bottoming-out.
I'm a little bit sore this morning after bottoming-out a few times last night with Ryan, dude. Eeesh!
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Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.
Comes from a viral Twitter thread featuring Jorts the orange cat who was having trouble grooming himself. A well meaning but clueless human buttered Jorts in an attempt to teach him how to groom himself. This may or may not have resulted in a different cat being sick from licking the butter off of Jorts.
"Hey, don't just grab my chair; that's buttering the cat!"
"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"
"Stop buttering the cat, tonight's homework is easy!"
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Get the motor butting mug.The act of inserting an object in one’s anus for a period of time and having another person place the same object in their anus.
Man: Yo dude I’ll give you $10 to shove this dollar bill up your butt. It was up mine too.
Guy: No way! That’s cross-butting!
Guy: No way! That’s cross-butting!
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