barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018

scrolla buttones

Scroll Buttons

strong bad uses scrooooooolla buttones to surf the web.

by Teh Whore September 9, 2003

buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."

John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?

by diemi May 9, 2009

Buttoner

Another name for a television remote control.

Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?

by lna0305 November 4, 2011

Buxtoned

Absolutely wasted m9, more wasted than a white flat cap, ygm

Awe mate I can't wait for that party later!, I'm going to get absolutely buxtoned

by Buxton Army August 22, 2016

Buttoed

The act of being bullshitted by someone who claims to know business.

You got Buttoed by the loan officer at the bank. If you need some money for your startup, we can arrange a loan. The act of being Buttoed.

by StartUper May 29, 2018

Buttoxed

To receive a hard exhausting pouding from thy mother where the mother in quest grabs her big 12 inch hulk dildo and shoves it where the sun doesn't shine.

I was buttoxed by my mother last night as i was naughty and dad had left her.

by Ya mum browne November 24, 2019