ButtMunch 

One who kisses ass or brown-noses constantly. A person who can not get by on his/her own merit. One who MUST "suck up" or "kiss ass" to get by. This type of person VERY often will also step on others around them or snitch and squeal on others to make themself look better and to advance themself, due to his/her own lack of ability/qualification/education. A "ButtMunch" will often break his/her own arm while patting themself on the back.
This person is a brown-noser to an extreme degree.

"The boss said he's gonna fire Joe today."

"That will never happen, Joe is such a ButtMunch, he'll eat his way out of it."

ButtMunch by PuterMedic April 29, 2009

buttmunch 

1: A person who is very annoying or mean.
2: A person that always messes things up.

Dude, he's a buttmunch!

buttmunch by Beas T. Lee June 13, 2008

buttmunch 

A dumb ass person who has nothing better to do than to munch ass all day. (i.e. loser)

buttmunch by Anonymous April 23, 2003

BUTTMUNCH 

An annoying jerk, kinda like a person who is mean to you ,so you'd call them a buttmunch.

Nathan A. is a buttmunching moron.

BUTTMUNCH by Snot Sergeant April 11, 2004

buttmunch 

A man who is a noncomittal source of annoyance while demonstrating a frustrating lack of responsiveness

Brad's slow or non-existant response time makes him a buttmunch.

buttmunch by Jen June 4, 2003

Buttmunch 

A fag; a homosexual.

1. Hey Buttmunch, get over here and suck me off already.

Buttmunch by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

buttmunch 

A person who enjoys chewing on asses for a living. The unsuspecting victim will end up with a sore ass full of teeth marks. Usually they will consume the shit of their unsuspecting prey.

"The buttmunch is coming to munch on you butt!"

Buttmunch: "Mmmm...I loves them asses!"

buttmunch by Notta butmuncher November 14, 2006