Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

by Anarchist October 22, 2003

Butterfinger

The sexual act of spreading butter all over your penis and having another guy suck on it.

Man: would you like a butterfinger?
Boy: sure, what kind?
Man: it's in my pants.
Boy: ewwwwwwww

see Homosexual
also see Pedophile

by BR 4Shot August 28, 2010

ButterFinger

When a cheeky fuck sticks their finger into their anus, and then wipes their foul appendage across another person's nose. The result is the victim smelling the scent of ass for quite a while.

a.k.a. the foul appendage

Someone is staring off into the distance, captivated by some object or their own imagination, while unexpectedly a friend or foe comes from behind with their stinky finger and swipes it firmly under the nostrils of the unsuspecting victim. At first the victim is unaware, for it takes time for such a pungent odor to be accepted by one's senses, but then with a sudden rush the victim is plagued with the stench of poop. The scent is inescapable. Hence, one more casualty of the ButterFinger.

by PapaJoJoe May 17, 2008

Butterfinger

When one person sticks his/her finger up another person's butt in an awkard situation.

I was trying to order my ice cream when Hood gave me a "butterfinger"!

by Gadman July 11, 2009

Butterfinger

When ur asshole is ripe and flowing with booty juice then u reem ur azz with ur finger and proceed with putting the stinky finger under another individual's nose. Can be used for self pleasure if one likes.

I gave this chick a surprised "butterfinger" while she was eating and she damn near cried!!!

by Pupman May 18, 2008

Butterfinger

The result of getting fingered in the butthole

Dalton gave Charlotte butterfingers last night

by overbite clown November 24, 2016

butterfinger

In order to butterfinger, one must first excrete loose, watery bowl movements (diarrhea) through their anal canal. As this process is taking place, a second party (preferably a lover) inserts their philanges into said anal canal thus acquiring their lovely brown butter. The second party may then do what they please with their sweet juice.

Bartholomew: yo, bruh, I don’t feel so good. I think I have diarrhea.

Squinphoneous II: Yoo, bet, let’s butterfinger!! 💩

by TheAguirres November 19, 2018