Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

by Dogs! May 17, 2010

Butt butter

the thin sheen of sweat and and shit that forms in your ass crack

the butt butter in my ass had been forming all day, making me feel and smell like a dirty hog

by marauder January 3, 2004

Butt Butter

The filmy sweat that builds up near your butt, also know as "swamp ass"

After working out in the gym for a hour and a half, i had a load of butt butter.

by suicidebomba69 April 25, 2011

Butt Butter

The act of sucking someone's penis directly after they ejaculated in your anus without a condom, and while having butter in your mouth.

You know Lizzy? She made me cum in her ass, and then she sucked me off with butter in her mouth. I came so hard! That butt butter was so good!

by Tee1751 April 12, 2019

Amish Butt Butter

1. For extreme Amish- pouring milk into a female's ass then fucking the ass with a corn cob until butter is formed 2. For the liberal Amish- putting milk in a female's ass then pounding that shit until you churn out some good 'ole Amish Butt Butter.

After pouring milk into Catherine's anus, Jedediah churned some Amish Butt Butter last night while butt fucking her.

by Bhaggard December 18, 2008

Butt Butter

Similar to a creampie but this time it comes out the ass.

After anal sex, and not a quickie either, you splooge inside a chicks ass and when you pull out, brown coloured cum oozes out is your butt butter. Not to be considered in the pornstar biz (as they are clean hooped normally) but usually amateurs with unwiped/non-enima cleaned poopshoots.

by The Dirty Pajerty June 7, 2008

Butt butter

That sticky substance in skinners ass.

Skinner doesn't know how to wipe his ass, so he's always producing fresh butt butter.

by KahnEMan July 18, 2016