Nutguster

A sudden, often unexpected gust of wind with enough force to jostle, sway, or momentarily displace the testicles, typically resulting in a brief moment of shock, discomfort, or existential reflection. Often encountered on breezy days when wearing loose-fitting garments.

"I stepped outside in my gym shorts and got hit with a full-on nutguster — thought I was gonna lift off like a kite."

by RacistRiggaFromRiggaland April 19, 2025