bushwhacked

Removing a partner's underwear only to find an enormous scragly 70s bush.

"I was about to bang her but when I got her panties off.. BAM! I got bushwhacked!"

by Vakharn December 5, 2009

bushwhacker

one who makes insults to George W. Bush

he's such a bushwhacker, he keeps telling people how much of an idiot bush is

by bushwhacker September 9, 2004

Bushwhacker

A lesbian. Referenced in the movie "French Twist."

Have you ever known a girls phys ed teacher who isn't a bushwhacker?

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Bushwhack

When you masturbate while camping.

My girlfriend didn't come camping with me so I had to bushwhack it.

by Ansatsushya December 9, 2009

bushwhack

to carry out sexual intercourse with women with excessive pubic hair; to have sex with bushmonkeys

The best I could do with that one was bushwhack straight through.

by friend68 September 22, 2010

Bushwhacker

The 43rd President of the United States.

Person #1: "Did you hear what Letterman said about George W. Bush last night?"

Person #2: "Yeah, I think he likes to make jokes about the Bushwhacker."

by El Reagan December 2, 2011

bushwhacked

bushwhacked is when a guy tries to eat a girl out, but can't because she has a bit too much bush.

Mike: dude, I tried to eat her out but, she had a fucking fro.
Adam: bro, you got hella bushwhacked!
Mike: Tell me about it! I used like a whole box of toothpicks.

by Brie October 16, 2004