binoculars

The best tool for spying on your neighbors.

Ever since that hot chick moved in next door, my eyes have not left my binoculars. Oh shit she saw me!

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

Binoculars

When something is eye-openingly outrageous or worth noticing...

Damn dude...did you see that new DAIM graffiti book? That stuff is binoculars!

by Swayzee August 1, 2005

Smashing binoculars

When two people deep throat a double sided dildo and meet in the middle.

Those two people were smashing binoculars.

by Zoltancowboysfan November 22, 2018

Bungular Flammitosis

Having a protracted or acute case of diarrhea

Man... I can't come out of the house... Can't be too far from the bathroom... damn Bungular Flammitosis almost has me chained to the commode!!!

by Bonemanrides May 2, 2019

Bonkcular

Three definitions:
1. Boney

2. Wild and crazy

3. Sexy

You lookin’ pretty bonkcular and bonkcular tonight, which is pretty bonkcular.

by Little Titty Bitch November 7, 2022

Cincinnati Binoculars

A sexual act wherein a male copulates anally with a female partner, withdraws his penis (now partially coated with fecal matter) and rubs the tip and shaft on the nipples of his partner. The male then grabs the breasts of his partner and pushes them together and places one of the nipples over each of his eyes, mimicking the act of looking through a pair of binoculars.

"Got me a bad case of pink eye this morning. I'm betting it's from the Cincinnati Binoculars I gave to Tiffany on Saturday night!"

by MisterSneeg May 17, 2018

Boneocular

The extremely large protruding outward eyebrow bone usually found on a Neanderthal or on the Rated R Superstar Edge on Wrestling.

Man, look at the boneoculars on that guy! I bet his eyes never see the light of day because they are always shielded from the sun.

by SHNLK February 19, 2011