A piece of harded exrement, that clings to the hair around ones anus. Some bumnuts cling to the hair so well that removing them can rip the hair out from the root which can be painful.
by Kai_76 February 18, 2008
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I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.
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Get the bununu mug.A term used while paragliding on small practice hills where you are not able to actually take off, but still able to sit back in your harness so your bum drags along the ground to the bottom of the hill.
-How was the site?
-If the winds were strong, there could be some lift, but without decent wind we were only able to do a few bumrunners.
-If the winds were strong, there could be some lift, but without decent wind we were only able to do a few bumrunners.
by Condor2008 April 13, 2009
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Frederick is such a bumhunter. He only sits mid-stakes heads-up tables waiting for fish. Or is he waiting for hot dudes? No one knows.
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Get the bumnut mug.1)when you take a dump and it's impossible to get out. when it finally does, you sigh in sweet relief and step off the bog to admire your big brown baby. when you get a good look at it, you realize that it is much bigger than you thought and pat yourself on the back for getting it out the poop chute. you get an even CLOSER look, and see it is not merely one big shit, but rather TONS OF TINY SHITS IN A CLUSTER! FUCKIN AWESOME!!
2)what one calls one who has achieved a minor level of douchebaggery. a weak cuss word of sorts. can also be when you pop one out and it is HUGE, i.e. a nugget of brown gold.
2)what one calls one who has achieved a minor level of douchebaggery. a weak cuss word of sorts. can also be when you pop one out and it is HUGE, i.e. a nugget of brown gold.
bumnugget can be used from a whore who has achieved the ultimate level of douchebaggery by skanking around he who has dick, to old man who drives shitty toyota and doesn't move his car through the light until only he can get through. it is applicable anywhere.
by bareki June 8, 2010
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