Gods bumfluff

the gods excess poo that has been left and falls from the sky onto the person thats he hates the most.

eeeeeeeew!
wat?
God hates me i got bumfluff on my head.

by Liam Burfield December 1, 2003

Gods bumfluff

When god has a poo, and the left over bit that gets stuck in his arse and becomes flufable becomes his bumfluff which has more respact than us.

god has poo.........
exses flufable poo becomes bumfluff and drifts away

by Liam Burfield December 2, 2003

Bumfluff

The fine, soft hairs on your upper lip if you're a lady of a certain age.

Oh my god! Look at the bumfluff on her lip. That moustache is better than mine.

by Turlster September 8, 2017

fluckery-bumfluff

An exclamation of exasperation, surprise or disdain.

Oh fluckery-bumfluff! Your dog pissed in my shoe again & I put my foot in it without looking.

by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

bumfluff

A person who doesn't wipe there ass properly so it leaves toilet paper stuck in there crack

" Eww I can see your bumfluff"

by Unkowenuser February 5, 2022