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bum chum

An overly friendly humanoid of the masculine variety with a preference for other males. They like to spend their time investigating cracks and crevices. Favourite games include Hide the Sausage and Where's the Salami. Often answers to the name Jimmy, James, Jimbo or Jimbob.
Chrissy: BumChumSayWhat?
Jimbob: WhhhaaaAAaaaAAaaatttt????
by ChrissleWissle September 1, 2004
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Bumcrums

The left over particles of your most recent shit!.
Jim: Ew.. You've got bumcrums
Barry: Get the hoover, QUICK!
by Jerrposition February 11, 2015
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bum chum

A Bum chum is a male boyfriend to another male.
Elton John is David Fernishes "Bum Chum"
by louis June 6, 2003
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bum chum

Two males that enjoy giving each other anal pleasure, through the insertion of the penis into the tight orifice (or sometimes loose) of the anal cavity.
"Well young sir, i heard Trizzo and Ratboy are quite the bum chums"
by DogRip January 21, 2007
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bumchuck

A word that one might call someone who is a pretty good friend.
A combination of the words bum and woodchuck.
Hey bumchucks, what's going on?
by Mike Howes January 19, 2005
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Bumcumber

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.
"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
by Andrealphus June 27, 2010
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bum chum

A slang term for a man or teenage boy who is gay i.e. likes making love via the rectum, either:-
- likes putting his cock in his partner's butt
- likes his partner putting their cock in his butt
Rachel: 'Wow, Jason is so cute, I'd love to be his girlfriend'
Emma: 'Sorry Rachel, he's a bum chum, he wouldn't be interested'.
Rachel: 'Damn it'.
by Online Fan December 12, 2016
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