Bumcrums

The left over particles of your most recent shit!.

Jim: Ew.. You've got bumcrums
Barry: Get the hoover, QUICK!

by Jerrposition February 11, 2015

Smidgin

A small portion of human penis. (A tiny pecker)

A small portion of human penis. (A tiny pecker)

Example:
A man was walking the wrong way up an escalator, suddenly his pants got caught. Too bad he wasn't wearing underwear as his smidgin was revealed.

by Jerrposition July 14, 2016