crumb bum

a person with a particularily negative attitude; often seen in irish men who believe in karma.

My neighbor is being such a crumb bum.

by princess January 19, 2005

crumb bum

when you eat in bed, then later have sex in it, you will get the crumb bum.

this morning i woke up with mad crumb bum, now i know never to eat crackers in bed.

by rodolfogustavo October 04, 2009

Crumb bum

The lowest level of a bum ( vagabond).

I wasn't going to put her out, but it became very apparent that Aaliyah was a CRUMB BUM

by Nicole prescott May 01, 2019

Crumb bum

A person who when eating leaves copious amounts of food debris and crumbs on the table, chair, and surrounding floor.

Did you notice the mess that Dora left behind after she ate? She’s really turned into a crumb bum.

by rondubbs June 07, 2020

Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.

“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.

1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "

by DALLAS JOE October 03, 2018

crumb-bum

Old American hobo slang, derogatory for a fellow hobo of really bad character.

The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.

When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.

-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.

-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!

-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.

by Danmark July 09, 2023