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Iranian Bullwhip

The act of defecating inside a sock and soaking it in a cup of urine for a while, then slapping said shit-filled sock on a car/door/person/small animal/etc.
"Dude, I did an Iranian Bullwhip on Old Man Jenkins car!"

"Oh god, that shit'll stink for weeks!"
by FranklinTempleton August 20, 2011
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Colorado Bullwhip

noun (extremely niche / hypothetical sexual fetish practice)

A makeshift single-tail bullwhip hand-braided from perianal hair (commonly called "anal hair" or "ass hair") that has been deliberately collected and allowed to grow over an extended period of time until a sufficient quantity is amassed for braiding. Once completed, the whip is used to administer impact play — specifically whipping the buttocks — during anal intercourse, with the intent of turning the partner's rear a bright red color through repeated strikes. The practice may apply to partners of any gender.
"She surprised me on our anniversary with an Colorado Bullwhip she'd been secretly braiding from her own stash... let's just say her cheeks were glowing brighter than a stoplight by the end of the night."
by Braiden Crackmore January 19, 2026
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Bullship

A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.
Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."

Teacher: "What did you say?!"

Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"
by Fraknor May 19, 2008
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bullshipping

The ability of stores to compensate for an item's market value by projecting an initially low retail price, and then backhanding you with a shipping charge that may only be described as obscene.
"The desktop was only cheap until I found out that the ground rate was $85. What bullshipping."
by Rubellius March 25, 2010
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bullwhipboy

A short-tempered short king who will use any reason, no matter how small, to slam his fist on a desk. Spends ludicrously excessive amounts of money on espresso machines just to produce buck fifty motel breakfast grade coffee for the price of a used truck. Anyone who beats him in an online game is either overpowered or cheating, while anyone he beats is a simpleton scrub. Most importantly, possesses an ass that rivals that of Nicki Minaj.
Looks like bullwhipboy is sitting in the Discord call by himself again…
by Known JLS Associate July 1, 2023
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indian bull whip

The act of shitting in a sock then using it to smack someone in the face with it.
My friend passed out on my bed and wouldnt get up. So I indian bull whipped that motherfucker
by NyCShadow August 23, 2005
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Mississippi Bull Whip

When you and all your boys shit in a tube sock and hit the ugliest bitch around in the face with it.
Did you see Dirty Deb get Mississippi Bull Whipped? There was shit all over her face!
by Nickthestick91 December 26, 2007
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