As you're tonguing a she-male's gooch (or grundle)on the dryer, maneuver your body around for anal penetration, and while doing so, administer a hefty slap to his/her testicles, put the dryer on fast, and ride it out.
Works best at laundromat, or your neighbors garage.
Works best at laundromat, or your neighbors garage.
Billy: So I was giving the Louisiana Bullride to Pat yesterday, but I forgot to put a quarter in the dryer!
Jeffy: WOAH
Billy: Yea, Pat was super pissed that it's balls weren't swinging like they should
Jeffy: You mean, no thwapping?
Billy: Bro....
Jeffy: WOAH
Billy: Yea, Pat was super pissed that it's balls weren't swinging like they should
Jeffy: You mean, no thwapping?
Billy: Bro....
by J effy D'Jour October 29, 2007
The 5 second bullride is when two lovers are engaging in fornication similiar to doggy style yet standing up and the male behind the female whispers into the female's ear "I have aids" then the female trying to free herself thus results in giving the male a 5 second bullride.
James and Heather were doing it from behind when james whispers in her ear " I have aids" he then enjoyed a 5 second bullride from Heather.
by Kenny Bowers November 13, 2011
1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
by Dem Franchize Boyz November 10, 2004
by Dereklovespaige January 08, 2010
when a woman rides a mechanical bull and her skirt goes above her hip. and exposes her ass and vagina
miniskirt bullride defined : when a woman rides a mechanical bull and her skirt goes above her hip. and exposes her ass and vagina
Man 1: "Woah, did you see Sarah's ass?"
Man2: "Yeah, fucking hot."
Man 1: "Woah, did you see Sarah's ass?"
Man2: "Yeah, fucking hot."
by Bullrideswithminiskirtsarehot December 19, 2021
by Ccgghg January 20, 2018
Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
Ultimate Bullride; See Angry Bull.
by cocknockers December 29, 2008