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louisiana bullride

As you're tonguing a she-male's gooch (or grundle)on the dryer, maneuver your body around for anal penetration, and while doing so, administer a hefty slap to his/her testicles, put the dryer on fast, and ride it out.
Works best at laundromat, or your neighbors garage.
Billy: So I was giving the Louisiana Bullride to Pat yesterday, but I forgot to put a quarter in the dryer!
Jeffy: WOAH
Billy: Yea, Pat was super pissed that it's balls weren't swinging like they should
Jeffy: You mean, no thwapping?
Billy: Bro....
by J effy D'Jour November 16, 2007
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5 second bullride

The 5 second bullride is when two lovers are engaging in fornication similiar to doggy style yet standing up and the male behind the female whispers into the female's ear "I have aids" then the female trying to free herself thus results in giving the male a 5 second bullride.
James and Heather were doing it from behind when james whispers in her ear " I have aids" he then enjoyed a 5 second bullride from Heather.
by Kenny Bowers November 13, 2011
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1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
by Dem Franchize Boyz November 9, 2004
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Bangor Bullride

When your hitting a girl with a ponytail from the back, and you slip it in the other hole surprise style and grab her ponytail and see how long you can hold on for
Yeah last night I gave Jessica the o’l Bangor Bullride
by KingOfWeymouth April 3, 2025
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miniskirt bullride

when a woman rides a mechanical bull and her skirt goes above her hip. and exposes her ass and vagina
miniskirt bullride defined : when a woman rides a mechanical bull and her skirt goes above her hip. and exposes her ass and vagina
Man 1: "Woah, did you see Sarah's ass?"
Man2: "Yeah, fucking hot."
by Bullrideswithminiskirtsarehot December 19, 2021
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bullride

When you put your dick inside of your sexual partner and take some other girls name.
Person A- Did you know Rafi went on an insane bullride last night because he is an asshole
by OTW2FYB October 10, 2019
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