Bullbanged

Like a, let's say, your drunk and you wake up next to an obese bull. The pain in your ass is proof that the bull did indeed bang you.

Oh no, I shouldn't have spent a night on the farm. I've been bullbanged!

by BranSalamJosh November 24, 2009

bulljangling

Hanging around wasting time while simultaneously falsifying information.

Me: Are you coming bowling with me? Him: No man I have to watch my dog (he doesn't have a dog).

The act of telling small untruths or white lies while wasting time

Iain kept leveraging a dog he doesn't have to excuse his absence from funtimes. He is just bulljangling.

by jpburdi June 29, 2017

Bullyingism

Bullyingism when someone thinks there being bullied but have a speech impediment and want to make a thermal complaint.

This isn't fair it's Bullyingism

by eds1 October 11, 2019

Anti bullying day for short people

Since we short people are constantly getting bullied by our friends for our extraordinary and elite height, we deserve ine day of peace. I declare the 16th of September to be our day of peace and no one tall is allowed to bully us. Enjoy!

Anti bullying day for short people states that short people get to have a day of peace without getting bullied.

by skizzysk8 September 16, 2020

Cyber bullying

A terrible excuse for being an idiot on the internet and getting yelled at about it.

Idiot: "He guys, i realy think that jews caused 911"

Person 1: "You fucking idiot"

Person 2: "I'm going to kill you"

Idiot: "YOU ARE CYBER BULLYNG IM GUNA REPORT YOU TO THE CIBER POLEECE."

And such is Cyber Bullying.

by SeventhSandwich[BL] July 19, 2010

bullying

something that you should never do, the girl that's always crying: her mother just died, the retarded kid: he can't afford books and he works to keep his family stable, the girl with the braces: her teeth will be beautiful after she is done with them, and she will have the most beautiful teeth, The gay boy: he shall be admired for coming out, and will always be happier than you in life, the kid with no friends: no one ever gave him a chance, The ugly kid: do you think he/she likes being like that, he/she is a child of god. The fat kid; his parents can't afford nutricious food, and parents can't afford to put them in sports

If anyone should get bullied it is the bully

Message to bullies:

bullying is the act of committing the most horrible crime: putting someone down for you gratification

by schima November 13, 2018

Photo-bullying

Posting of a group photo by a "friend" on Facebook or other social site in which they look good and everyone else looks absolutely horrific.

*Friend changes profile picture to one where she is smiling and everyone else is making a face.*
friend: I love this picture
you: Its awful of me! this is photo-bullying!!
friend: No! It's cute.
you:DELETE IT!
friend: No! I look so good!

by Ramiezifoa August 26, 2012