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booce bunging

Rapidly sticking a pretzel stick up someone's urethra.
I got a huge hard one after the booce bunging
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Bulking Season

The season in which someone eats lots of food in an attempt to gain weight and thereby increase their muscle mass
Umair: Yo boyz, its BULKING SEASON!!!!!!!

Everyone else: What???

Umair: BULLLLLKKIIIING SEAAAAAASON
by RavennPrince July 27, 2016
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Bulking

eating more and training heavier in order to gain muscle; an excuse for overeating
1. He started bulking for the bodybuilding contest.

2. Joe: Dude, you've already eaten ribs, a Big Mac, a McChicken, Doritos, Cheetos and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, and drank 3 Coca-Colas, a Mountain Dew, and 2 cups of Gatorade, and you're still eating?

Jack: I'm bulking.

3. KSI: I'm not fat, I'm bulking!
by BerneseDog75 October 1, 2020
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Bulking

Someone’s excuse to not be called fat. The opposite of hulking. For example KSIOlajidebtHD

Fan: can I get a picture ksi

Ksi: sure (gets in position for pic)

Fan: your taking up the whole shot fat boy

Ksi: it’s not fat it’s bulk. I’m bulking
I’m NoT fAt I’m BuLkInG!”

Pls upvote
by ThunderTits76 July 29, 2019
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Bean Bunging

For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.

TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.

NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.
Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.”

Mike: "Me either! Balls deep is for pussies – real men go balls in.”

Lee: “What?!”

Mike: “Yeah man, the ladies love a good bean bunging.”

Lee: “I think we should stop spending time together”
by Alexander De Barrington May 24, 2014
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The phrase one will make upon making an embarrassing verbal or physical error or mistake.
Flipting bung and a bunging flipt! I locked myself out of the house again.
by Locomotion Lover June 2, 2020
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Bunging The Booce

A sexual act in which one takes thin little pretzel sticks, and shoves it up their urethra.
Matt bunged Mellisa's Booce last night. They broke up the next day. Moral of the story. Don't try "Bunging The Booce".
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