Bulbasaur

A sex act where a woman is tied up with vines and cut repeatedly with thorns or sharp leaves. She is then forced to give the man a blowjob on the grass, giving her grass stains on her knees.

I wanted that bitch and was thinking about it, and I was like, Bulbasaur, I choose you!

by Tessykins December 9, 2008

Bulbasaur

When a male shouts 'bulbasaur i choose you' and whips out his penis and says 'use vine whip'
And proceeds to aggressively smack a female multiple times with his penis.

Person 1: I heard that you used the bulbasaur on Sharron last night.
Person 2: Yes I did she loved it!

by Friendly service support February 1, 2021

bulbasaur

A person with a large head shaped like a boulder

Oi! Bulbasaur get your head out of the way

by Poker Her Man November 30, 2009

Bulbasaur

The name of a pokemon with an enormous bulb on its back, used as a derogotory term for someone with an enormous nose as their nose makes them apear to be said pokemon when infact it is just their huge nose.

"look at that huge wart on his face!"

"It's not a wart its his nose"

"oh, what a Bulbasaur!"

by The FSM April 24, 2009

Bulbasaur

An obese individual that is infected with herpes...

I was really drunk the other night and thought I was going home to harpoon a whale, turned out to be bulbasaur...

by ClownPrncGming September 28, 2018

bulbasaur

known as the pokemon character Ash used to battle with. Recently has been used to put in a conversation at random to make humor in a stiuation that is dull or boring.

so did you see that guy eating pizza bulbasaur at papa ginos?? bulbasaur, hi I just called to tell you that i am home.

by shaniquiaah August 1, 2007

Greasy Bulbasaur

When you take dirt, water and shit to lube up your dick and dildo then proceed to fuck a shoe while penetrating your anus

“Dawg i just did the meanest Greasy Bulbasaur”

by kapping April 29, 2020