Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

motor butting

the act of motor boating but using a woman's ass cheeks in place of a woman's breasts

Bob really is an ass guy, so he decided on motor butting Nancy

by phildothegreat October 18, 2013

What colors your bugatti

A word that rich people say to critiques

Bozo: your so broke and dumb
Me: well what colors your bugatti

by anonymous August 27, 2022

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

Cross-Butting

The act of inserting an object in one’s anus for a period of time and having another person place the same object in their anus.

Man: Yo dude I’ll give you $10 to shove this dollar bill up your butt. It was up mine too.

Guy: No way! That’s cross-butting!

by Tory Nash November 1, 2018

batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005