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Pickle Buffed

When a girl sucks gives or buffs the member dick or pickle basically when a girl sucks your dick and she buffs it good

Derived in Freehold NJ and is frequently used daily by NJ
Yo man did you get your pickle buffed yet

Na I'm just gonna whip it out and let her buff that shit godt

J Buffed 

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
J Buffed by M Albury September 26, 2012

well-buffed 

When one is not sober, but not intoxicated enough to be drunk.
He's well-buffed, he's had a few beers.
well-buffed by R.D. Cal August 20, 2008

stuffed or buffed

a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation
a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!

a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer

Buffet Hips 

When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.
Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!
Buffet Hips by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011

Buffer Nut 

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."