buckwheat

A slang, derogatory, term used to refer to a remote control of an electronic device, possibly originating in Californian dialect. This is due to most early remotes being black in color, and will "get up" to change the channel to the TV, adjust the volume, etc..

"I need to change the channel. Have you seen the buckwheat?"

buckwheat by Dan I. July 27, 2007

buckwheat

the chick rides the guy like a horse and gives him a reach around and he has to rear up on his knees when he comes
and if she stays on... they Buckwheat'd

Ryan buckwheated this chick last night... shit was SO cash.

buckwheat by Mitch is what the call me. June 9, 2010

buckwheat

a word that u scream at the top of ur lungs when ur girl hasn’t shaved in years

guy 1: dude how did the sex go last night
guy 2: oh my god dude she had so much BUCKWHEAT

buckwheat by rcaldwell19 May 28, 2020

Buckwheat

Adjective used to describe things that are un explainable, and intriguing.

What the buckwheat is that ?
Krelp and buckwheat.

What in the fancy glowing buckwheat are you doing?

Buckwheat by Buckwheat man .com October 14, 2025

buckwheat beaver 

"Buckwheat" is the wild haired character who played in "our gang" a 1930-1940 tv show.

"Beaver" is a slang word for a woman's vagina.

When the two are combined you can automatically get the mental image of a crazy haired vaginal area.

Wow trim that automatically comes to mind.

Billy: Did you go downtown last night?
Jim: Yah, but not worth braggin' man that shit was a buckwheat beaver, bro!
Billy: Are you serious?
Jim: Yeah, I'm still pullin pube's out of my teeth!

buckwheat beaver by Anthony Kranz December 1, 2007

Buckwheat In a Leglock 

A VERY hairy mass of dark pubic hair. Can be used for a man or a woman.

HOLY CRAP! Is that Buckwheat in a leglock, or has it just been awhile since you trimmed? Seventies porn is like Buckwheat in a leglock!

Buckwheat In a Leglock by Slagothor February 29, 2008

buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

buckwheat in a headlock by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007