Charlie Brown Parsley 

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.

Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

Charlie Brown Parsley by charliebrownlover123 January 7, 2023

brown paper bag money 

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

brown paper bag money by Borbus January 9, 2008

brown phone 

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

brown phone by JC Andrews May 27, 2005

Brown Panther 

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

Brown Panther by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

Johnny Brown Pants by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

brown paper bag money 

money earned from selling dope

I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.

brown paper bag money by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008

Brown Pickle 

A Brown Pickle is when you shit in a pickle jar & put your Pecker inside for sexual Pleasure

Hunter told me last night he used a Brown Pickle.

Brown Pickle by Pound Street Boy 1 November 15, 2019