Brotie

A tie, usually worn by one that would consider himself a "bro", but is considered by everyone else as an utter toolbag of society.

"Deary me, did you see Jimmy and Todd wearing their Broties? How embarrassed they must be."

by Dr. Fetus Ink February 20, 2009

Brotien

When you suck off a bro after a hard workout.

Done lifting, think I'm ready for a brotien shake.

by Kumakaze September 14, 2018

Brotini

The act of shaking (in ice) an otherwise bland and fratty drink consisting of 3rd tier liquor and chaser with a martini shaker and straining it into a martini glass; therefore bequeathing the class and sophistication that previously eluded what would otherwise be known as a brodrink.

Bro 1: Fellas, I picked up a fifth of svedka and sprite, let's pour this into a cup and make brodrinks.

Bro 2: I don't know bro, I feel like we should change things up tonight.

Bro 3: Tonight is special. I just got a promotion so we're goin all out tonight and making brotinis.

Bro 1+2: Bromance for days.

by Johnny-Bro December 28, 2009

Brotisserie style

It is when two or more bros insert their penises into the mouth and ass of a girl and slowly spin her.

" Hey man let's turn that chick Brotisserie style."

by Chicken Milk October 28, 2013

brotip

A protip shared with a bro, about being a bro. Usually about the same topics that are talked about in the bro code.

Guy: "Oh man I can't believe I got that chicks number!!! I think I'm gonna call her"

Bro: "Brotip: wait at least ninety-six hours hours before calling her. I read it in article 39 of the bro code!"

by lucky_phil October 26, 2010

brotiquette

Any action between two male friends that is not good bro etiquette. These actions can include, but are not limited to, cock blocking, flirting with another's ex girlfriend, and being a poor wing man.

Travis: Did you see what happened to me at the bar last night when I was flirting with Ashley?

Andy: Yeah, P-Money came up and bought her a drink and went home with her. That was piss poor brotiquette!

by P-Money315 May 1, 2010

brotits

An extension of bro, brother, bra, broski. etc. Can be used during any part of the conversation, but is most commonly interjected at the start or end of one.

Sam: What you gettin into tonight dude?
Connor: Not a damn thing brotits, wanna bake?
Sam:Hell yes I do!
Connor: Ight man, roll out to my field and i'll call some bitches

by thebiscuitskanker November 22, 2009