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Couch Brotato

A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.
Girl "Hey can you come over?"

Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."
by MegaBro June 9, 2010
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BroFather

An extremely cool dad. One that is a "bro" and a father. one that always has your back, and can easily be considered one of your closest friends, yet is a dad when he needs to be. TeamJimmy
"this is my brofather jimmy. he will be signing the consent for my tattoo and be joining us later at the skateboard park"
by TeamJimmy July 21, 2016
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brotay

N. - An assembly of bros; typically bros assembled around a table. The most historically significant example of a brotay was the gathering of King Arthur and his knights around the round table.

Traditionally classified as a blend word, brotay has been argued to be a portmanteau, under the conditions that the aforementioned table is 'one of the bros', or is composed of parts of actual bro.
Person 1: Check out that table surrounded by a group of male friends.

Person 2: Oh yeah, that's a brotay.

Person 3: What's a brotay?

Person 2: Have you never heard of portmanteau before dumbass?
by Emmanuel Eugune May 1, 2016
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Brotato Chips

A bag of Potato Chips you share with your bro's.
Bro 1: Broski can I have some of those chips?

Bro 2: You mean Brotato chips.
by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010
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Brotot

The male version of a ptot and the under-aged version of a bro. An under-aged male shows up at raves only for the pussy, drugs and booze, wears candy and claims to be "plur" but tries to act gangster at the same time, and wears lots of candy cuffs but doesn't care about the actual meaning at all. Likes to sag his black dickies, and wears a baseball cap with either a wife beater or no shirt. Basically a wannabe fratboy, clubber who's too young to do either. Sells drugs when he's at a parties and when he's back in high school.

Brotots like to ruin raves by getting in fights, they often start them over groping some other brotots etarded girlfriend or vomiting on a security guard. The brotot's music of choice is dubstep, electro house, and sometimes hardstyle. They don't know or care about anything other than played out shit. Their favorite pray is the ptot, who they like to have grimy sex with in the bathroom stalls. All they want to talk about is getting fucked up, bitches and "r0llin baw1z bro!"
These brotots are killing the rave scene, all they care about is getting fucked up and getting laid.
by E-mzng April 13, 2011
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Brotating

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter
Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!
by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021
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Brototypical

Relating to or illustrating of the typical qualities of a simple bro.
Watching the Sox and crushing Busch Lights with just us five dudes made for a rather brototypical night.

That was so brototypical of Neil to list 'sluts, football and beers' as his facebook interests.
by The Bodmaster July 6, 2009
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