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Brotalitarianism

1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.

2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.
The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.

Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.
by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009
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BROOTALITIST

Noun: One who studies the art of brootality; A very brootal person
I learned how to break faces with my heel from a Brootalitist;
He killed that guy! What a Brootalitist!
by $h;+ August 23, 2011
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brotal recall

An unruly mutated batch of bro's seeking to start the "Natty Reactor".
Doug: Remember that time at Mars' house we all got fucked up drinking when we started the Natty Reactor?

Richter: Hells yeah! I had soo much of that shit! Then Lori came over; she gives me a huge Kuato in my pants! I had to tap that!

Doug: Dude! It was complete Brotal Recall!!!
by Define Me! January 15, 2010
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brotality

I performed a finishing move on Chad. It was a brotality!
by wijiwang August 4, 2008
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Brotality

Violence done in the name of being dudes. Simultaneous headbutts, chest bumps, and only dual destructive behavior.
"Shit dude, watch the brotality. I just got of the hospital."
by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009
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Bootaloot

When your maths teacher looks like a horse but you don't want to say it outloud (miss Hastings).
What a fucking bootaloot making us do trigonometry
by Michaeljackson04 February 8, 2020
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Broomall

A small ass town in which old people and rich, spoiled kids live. Generally unknown to the surrounding towns and cities.
Where the hell is Broomall?
by Juli Aronson January 16, 2009
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