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bronx science theorem

1. theorem: stuy<bxsci

2. proof: given s1=1 for no1 thinks stuy is better, t=2 for its ranking after bxsci, u=3, y=4 for bxsci b4 stuy, b=5 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students get on a good day, x=6 for 666 bc we're all in hell, s2=7 for 7th pd lunch aka the only valid lunch pd, c=8 for i 8 michelles and got food poisoning again, i=9 for the # of hours of sleep bxsci students wish they got, (1)(2)(3)(4)<(5)(6)(7)(8)(9) = (4!)<(9!-4!) = 24<15120 = a true statement.
3. afterword: the above is an example of what bxsci math dept does to ur brain.

a) most likely theorized by a park student tryna skip to bc

b) bronks kids r hella smart, also hella high all the time

c) if he take aps and has a blue pupilpath, u kno he on drugs boi

d) harris field.
stuy kid: stuy is better.
bxsci scholar: bxsci is better. its mathematically proven.
stuy kid: i-
bxsci scholar: recites bronx science theorem
by stoppid February 24, 2019
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Bronze'd

(Verb)
This word describes getting a childish emotional outburst and abusing your imaginary moderator powers to do "justice." During these emotional outbursts the perpetrator may punish others disproportionately to the crime they committed.
Person 1: What happened to Dacops?
Person 2: he got muted for a month for posting a cat gif.
Person 1: oh damn... Bronze'd!
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Bronx Taco

Puking in your girl's pussy.
She loves it when I give her the Bronx taco.
by Cooper23 March 6, 2009
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bronze league scrub

a general 'scrub', generally meaning to be poor at anything in life
i'l do better than you in this game, i'l easily beat you.
no mal you wont, youre a bronze league scrub!
by chiefy p November 15, 2010
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Bronx

One of the five boroughs of NYC which was originally part of Westchester county in the 1800's til they made the subway connection from the Bronx to Manhattan. Home of Hip Hop music and Culture. Home of the Bronx Zoo, The Yankees, Botanical Gardens, Zulu Nation(originally the Black Spades) and birth place of John Gotti. The only borough which has "THE" in front of it's name.
"This ain't New York, This the Bronx!!!" BeatStreet...
by olskoolrule May 27, 2004
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Bronze door knob

Performed during the sexual act of fisting the female vagina. While the partners hand is deep into the vagina, the woman urinates intentionaly onto the partners hand. She obnoxiously looks to make a mess with her excretions. See fisting, fist fucking, pee fetish
"Dude I was fisting this girl the other night and she gave me the bronze door knob. I smelt like piss but it was totaly worth it."
by Daralon August 13, 2009
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Bronk Watts

by Bromnk October 30, 2020
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