Sleepy Brontosaurus

Someone who is unreasonably tired/sleepy all the time.

I'm already tired. Can we go to bed?
But we haven't even gotten off the driveway!
That doesn't change the fact that I am one sleepy brontosaurus.

by KomodoKrap January 30, 2025

Bluntosaurus Rex

Bluntosaurus Rex is a legendary creature rumored to appear as a vision before individuals consuming large blunts. With an appearance similar to the Tyrranosaur, Bluntosaurus stands over twenty feet tall with blunt cherry teeth over 12 inches long. Bluntosaurus is a carnivore, as he stuns his prey with noxious blunt fumes before tearing a massive blunt wrap off his skin, rolling a blunt of his prey, and smoking them. The blood of Bluntosaurus Rex is rumored to be liquid THC, and his heart is the infamous Golden Nug, which if smoked grants the smoker not only infinite, eternal high, but also eternal life. While some claim to have seen Bluntosaurus Rex out of the corner of their eye, there have been no confirmed sightings. If one should choose to hunt Bluntosaurus, one is recommended to exercise extreme caution, and to employ a non-polar liquid to fight him, as that is the only known substance that will dissolve, or in fact even penetrate the skin of, Bluntosaurus Rex.

"Ahhhh save me! It's Bluntosaurus Rex! We're all gonna die!"

"I'm so high, I thought I just saw Bluntosaurus."

"Eat your brownies Johnny, or Bluntosaurus'll come for you in your sleep."

by Reefer Madness November 23, 2006

Prontosaurus Rex

Fastest dinosaur ever. Also an additional way of conveying a sense of urgency, rather than simply saying pronto.

Dude get over here, prontosaurus rex.

by fighting salmon May 4, 2010

bromosaurus rex

a large-scale brosef; one who has been a brosef since ancient times.

sup brosef?
bromosaurus rex! how's it hanging?

by elPenetrator February 15, 2010

broncosaurutitis

a pre-historic illness pertaining to the lung carried and spread via the brontosaurus.

Wesley couldn't get out of bed for days as he was kept down by a broncosaurutitis.

by lee keown April 18, 2006

bonosaurus

A dinosaur preferably a brontosaurus with Bono's head on it

EX: Jurassic Park would've been a rockin movie it there were more bonosaurus' in it.

by Iris Byrne December 27, 2007

bonosaurus

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.

1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.

by noodles April 2, 2003