Brostians

Bros that wear promise rings and constantly listen to the Jonas Bros.

Please note, you can not swim in Brostians, that would be the Broceans.

Unlike other types of bros, Brostians would never dead horse anything, not even other bros in drunken needy times.

by J R. August 11, 2009

Bronstonism

LIVE LAUGH *bonsoireée*
YOU MUST POG THROGH THE PAIN

IF YOU HAVE ASHMA YOU ARE WEAKKKK !!!!!!
WHY CAN YOU NOT JUST BREATH

- Dave 1.37

This means that you are the best person and can actually breath
I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOG YOU SHOULD JOIN

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 3, 2020

Bronstonism

ANYONE WITH A F IN THERE NAME CAN NOT JOIN

WHY WOULD YOU JAVE AN F IN YOUR NAME WHYGY
ALSO PRAY TO REMY AND DO NOT SIN 🥺🍄

I love bronstonism its VERRY pog

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 4, 2020

Bronstonism

In bronstonism it has a holy book also known as the ‘bible of POG’ a holy verse from this book is : ‘ I’m intoxicated, .... intoxicated by swag 😎’- jerome 34.67

I’m bronstonism-bronstonism is me

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 7, 2020

Broscience

Incorrect information about health and fitness, believed correct because a person heard it from someone or read it somewhere. Commonly still believed even when peer reviewed scientific methods prove it wrong. Often over sensitive athletes will get angry and whiny if something "broscience" they believe is challenged. (se other definitions for examples)

weightlifters using broscience: I eat glucosamine everyday!! Its good for my knees!!

by Science damit April 14, 2022

carrie brownstein

verisimilitude

carrie brownstein won’t shut up about verisimilitude

by nick foster jokes September 17, 2021

Brotien Shake

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.

"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."

by JadeJj May 3, 2021