The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.
To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.
by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008
Get the Broneymoon mug.A word describing the most beautiful of all beautiful women. Bronwyns tend to be kind, sweet, and absolutely loyal. They have an aura of innocence but they have an inner freak only a select few are worthy of experiencing. A Bronwyn tends to have a lot of friends, as they are extremely likeable, but only will allow a select few to see her inner soul in all its grandeur. If you are lucky to meet a Bronwyn, it is worth the time and effort it takes to earn her trust, because she is a rare find and a goddess among women. If you do manage to find one, she will usually be in the company of friends with extremely protective qualities, as the Bronwyn's extreme kindness can often be mistaken for weakness. But don't let that fool you. Bronwyns are as smart as they are beautiful and kind, and she will not stand for your bullshit.
"Holy shit, guys. My life purpose is complete and I can die happy, because I think I saw a Bronwyn the other day."
"No way! THE Bronwyn? Goddess among women, sunlight among darkness, angel among demons, mermaid among fish, supernova among space rocks? I might have believed you if you said 'unicorn' instead..."
"No way! THE Bronwyn? Goddess among women, sunlight among darkness, angel among demons, mermaid among fish, supernova among space rocks? I might have believed you if you said 'unicorn' instead..."
by Wtfsrsly May 14, 2015
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by Caenbet September 23, 2018
Get the Pulling a Bronce mug.A Bronco Trolley is Homestar Runner's favorite after school snack. It is made by spreading peanut butter on a Triscuit and topping it with a slice of orange. The rhind stays on the slice of orange.
Homestar likes Bronco Trolley's almost as much as he likes Fluffy Puff Marshmellows; they go great with 32 glasses of marmalade.
by jdallman September 8, 2003
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Booty me down Bronwynn
by Boooooooonnnnn January 3, 2014
Get the bronwynn mug.I bitch ass teenager who is about to get an ass wooping from his father lebron james after that bitch smoked the weed. Also has a big heart for his boyfriend zaya. Always ready to get fucked in the ass by zaya or vice versa. Also is black and good at basketball
John: hey did you see bronny last Night
Bob: yea his video was crazy on the hub
John: him and zaya where crazy under the sheets
Bob: I might pull a bronny James later tonight
Bob: yea his video was crazy on the hub
John: him and zaya where crazy under the sheets
Bob: I might pull a bronny James later tonight
by Caruso 1 o 1 October 11, 2020
Get the bronny james mug.While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!
"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"
"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"
"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"
by Lee P April 11, 2008
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