Bromies

Best friends you can chill with. Comes from the word "Bro" and "homies"

Mom Im going to Adams to chill with the Bromies

by Kaner28 July 27, 2009

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

Brometheus

Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.

Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"

Everybody: Hail Brometheus!

by Capt@in_C@veman April 8, 2010

Bromethazine

A really hardcore BRO that inhales straight bromine at the gym, with his bros of course. One refers to these people as bromethazine, brody, bro, or a combination of these. Caution: Only intended for the broest of bros who love the gym.

Bro: "Bromethazine, lets go get swoll at the gym"
Bra: "Yeah bro, I'm dying for some killer bromine!"

Bro: "There's never too much bromethazine!"

by Terrence Nippleton February 15, 2010

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

bromewrecker

A woman who uses her sex appeal to meticulously decompose a bromance.

Even after breaking up with his bromewrecker girlfriend, Steve was unable to rekindle his lost bromance with Rick.

"Ugh, are you still hanging out with Bill? That guy is so immature. I don't care how long you've been friends, grow up and tell him no." - A bromewrecker in the act

by Personifried April 4, 2009

Bromego

Individual with whom it is kept real.

Yo bromego, let's get drunk.

by designingfinedefining March 16, 2009