Brofailssional

One who attempts to be a "Bro" so hard and on such a regular basis, you know it must be a full-time gig for them. Unfortunately for the Brofailssional, they miserably fail at the attempts and just wind up looking dumber than an actual Bro. In other words, a Bro who is a professional at failing. Typically the guy at parties who shows up by himself uninvited, nobody knows who they are, and when he tries to wedge himself into a crowd of people like hes their best BRO ever, they tell him to fuck off. He responds by calling them a faggot or trying to start a fight before moving onto the next group and repeating the process. Usually carries a half cup of pisswater beer around for hours without drinking it, generally brags about how much weed they smoke and how much pussy they get, even though they didnt show up with a girl OR any weed to share.

"Look at that dork over there wearing the sideways hat, thug T-shirt, saggy pants and skater shoes. Hes been going around the party all night calling everyone BRO, and when people tell him to fuck off he calls them a FAGGOT and moves onto the next group."

"Yeah, he didnt show up with any friends of his own, I dont think anyone knows him, and hes been carrying around the same half-full red plastic cup of Miller Lite for hours. What a brofailssional."

by zeromus255 October 17, 2011

Bromale

Those girls that prefer to be around other men. They typically drink beer, eat pizza rolls, and have questionable hygiene.

“Dude Callie just threw a perfect spiral and chugged a natty light.”

“Yeah man...told you she’s a bromale”

by ExtraBasic October 17, 2018

bromille

A groupe of girls who loves to dance and drink all night. When they drink and get promille they get bros with everyone- bromille!

They are the most gorgeously girls in the whole country!

Eirik: Look it’s bromille
Henrik: wow, they are so awesome

Sara: I wish I was on that group

by Bromille November 21, 2021

bro-mail

bro-mail (n): an email thread or individual email message where either the sender and/or recipient of said message mutually perpetuate the use of "bro" in reference to each other, often when other recipients are copied but are not similarly referred to as "bro" in the conversation. Initial messages and replies often contain a salutation of "bro," and message bodies are peppered with "bro" or bromantically-inclined sentences. Variants also include: brother and broski.

Example 1: Sender: "Bro, I will take care of that. Have a great day bro!"

Reply: "No problem, broski. Keep the bro-mails coming."

Example 2: Sender: "Brother, hate to send another bro-mail but I got that paperwork but now I don't have the deal anymore, bro."

Reply: "Oh no, bro. Don't sweat it."

by Welllldoggy March 2, 2026