broette

The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.

criteria to identify a broette:

-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible

+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.

"Check out that broette in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."

by carrot-flowers August 28, 2005

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Brolested

To be subjected to unwanted or improper bro-like activities

"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"

"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"

by Dankebudz December 22, 2008

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Broette

A girl who acts like a bro participating in bro-like activities while also keeping up her femininity as a girl hence the "ette". A broette often dresses preppy but will also drink brews and just hang with the guys without losing her sex appeal.

Guy 1- "dude did you see that broette?"
Guy 2- "yeah man she drank brews with us last night and watched the game"
Guy 1- " Wow a hott girl that can chill? She's defintiely a broette"

by Laxbro87 October 22, 2010

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