Brotion

A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.

My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.

by Babe0807 July 4, 2009

boitoi

A plaything of the genderqueer / gender non-conforming variety.

I can't go out with you tonight because my boitoi is coming over to make me dinner and then some.

by GrrlTwice October 7, 2011

brotoplasm

bro•to•plasm, n. A sticky, viscous, whitish fluid ejected from the penis during male orgasm.

Adam fantasizes at length about covering his lab partner Angie's face with brotoplasm.

by vigsxxx October 2, 2009

Brostosterone

A hormone that flows thru the veins of bro's. It gets out of control when haters talk shit.

Yo Emer chill out, you should understand this in a positive manner...its brostosterone roaming through your body

by goatfishsandwich March 9, 2011

Brotot

The male version of a ptot and the under-aged version of a bro. An under-aged male shows up at raves only for the pussy, drugs and booze, wears candy and claims to be "plur" but tries to act gangster at the same time, and wears lots of candy cuffs but doesn't care about the actual meaning at all. Likes to sag his black dickies, and wears a baseball cap with either a wife beater or no shirt. Basically a wannabe fratboy, clubber who's too young to do either. Sells drugs when he's at a parties and when he's back in high school.

Brotots like to ruin raves by getting in fights, they often start them over groping some other brotots etarded girlfriend or vomiting on a security guard. The brotot's music of choice is dubstep, electro house, and sometimes hardstyle. They don't know or care about anything other than played out shit. Their favorite pray is the ptot, who they like to have grimy sex with in the bathroom stalls. All they want to talk about is getting fucked up, bitches and "r0llin baw1z bro!"

These brotots are killing the rave scene, all they care about is getting fucked up and getting laid.

by E-mzng April 13, 2011

brontophilia

sexual arousal from a thunderstorm taking place

Man this thunderstorm just makes me want to have sex, I must have brontophilia

by josephmama December 13, 2009

Brototypical

Relating to or illustrating of the typical qualities of a simple bro.

Watching the Sox and crushing Busch Lights with just us five dudes made for a rather brototypical night.

That was so brototypical of Neil to list 'sluts, football and beers' as his facebook interests.

by The Bodmaster July 6, 2009