broeo

one of your bros that you eat oreos with

bro #1: Hey broeo! Want to eat some oreos?

bro #2: Uh yeah duh!

*start hitting bags of oreos together*

by my_bro_made_me_do_this November 18, 2014

Bromoon

A fantastic get-away with a dear friend; like a time-space continium between two Bro's where the Universe unfolds a myriad of awesomeness during their moments spent together celebrating ultimate friendship!

Dude....Wow! This is so freakin amazing! Could this vacay and day get any better!?!?! Thanks for sharing this Bromoon with me, man!!!

by JdotFlorida July 20, 2016

Bromeo

He's a total bro, loves to hang out, but is also very romantic. Mix of 'Bro' and 'Romeo'

Jacob is a total Bromeo. He loves to play video games, however he's always taking his girlfriend out on romantic dates.

by Loserette from Loserland April 19, 2022

bromophobe

a bromophobe is someone who is against bro's chillin.

'I gotta split bro. my lady is being a bromophobe'.

by finbarr March 16, 2009

Bromosome

Bromosomes are like regular chromosomes; strands of DNA, but that contains genes that determine your broism. Depending on theses genes, you are either a bro or a broser.

Doctor Broski: I'm sorry Mark, your bromosomes tell us that you are a tool.

Mark: Is there any cure?

Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.

by Glowackattack August 19, 2009

bromoeroticism

The undeniably aura of gayness that surrounds bros, frat boys, or dudes in general that wear strong fronts of homophobia and macho-attitudes while toning their abs. In short, bromoeroticism is an obsession with male sexuality held by those who posit themselves as all-American straight men.

See bromosexual.

Adam: That guy just called me a fag for bumping into him and then slapped his friend's ass!
Andrew: Ahhh...bromoeroticism at it's finest.

by p-teK August 2, 2008

brohemoth

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.

Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."

by concussionme August 22, 2009