bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

sritarded drunk

The act of becoming so intoxicated that all moral values are diminished to the state of nothingness, BAC levels are of unknown proportions, and any random act involving illegal, sacreligious, or inhumane behavior may occur. Also see: "blackout."

I got so sritarded drunk last night that I blacked out for four hours and triumphantly slaughtered a deer.

by idiot. October 5, 2009

bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

by onlyi2i January 20, 2012

botarded

(adjective) Showing phenomenally poor qualities; especially intelligence, taste, or character; lacking any redeeming features whatsoever.

guy: "Haha, look -- this flier says 'Apply today for positions in biotch!"
girl: "That's bio-tech, you idiot. How can you be so botarded?"

by j² January 13, 2006

batarded

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

boytarded

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, why can't i get a man who can give me what i want?

First Person:I think I'm boy retarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

by Joshua M. Martin December 15, 2008

Bitarded

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man

Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded

by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009