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Brightoned

When a person takes something of yours and never returns it, even after constant reminders.
Hey, what happened to some of your games?
Jimmy brightoned them from me.
by Comon October 30, 2009
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Brighton rules

If one of the group calls “Brighton rules”, then every pub seen on a route from location A to location B must be entered and a pint each consumed. Clarifications: must be a pint, and must be a pub as per the standard definition (no “bars”).
Ed’s called Brighton rules, keep an eye out for the next pub as we have to get a pint. And the one after that, and after that..
by slea May 30, 2021
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Brightness

The coolest button ever on the Apple Display. The brightness button can fix computer problems, cure cancer, and break ice. It is the only solution to every problem in the world.
**akward silence**
Person 1:BRIGHTNESS!!!!!
Person 2: AWWWW YEAH SON!!
by Fuhtuhwuh Productions April 3, 2009
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Brighten

An unsigned indie rock band from Chico, California consisting of:
Justin Richards (vocals, guitar)
Alex Draper (Bass)
and temporary members:
Austin Gibbs (guitar)
Ben Spear (drums)
Previous members:
Jimmy Richards (drums)

Jimmy quit the band and left to go to Africa just a month or so ago in early July of 2008.

They released the album King vs. Queen in 2007. They have 2 EPs out, Ready When You Are which was released in 2005, and Early Love which just came out today, September 2nd, 2008.
"My favorite band is BRIGHTEN, they're the best thing ever."
by Hailey471238905 October 20, 2008
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Brighton

One of my favourite places in the entire world. If your coming to the south Coast of England dont even bother visiting anywhere else. Vibrant city, quality restaurants and pubs, great clubs, one of the few places I dont feel paranoid walking about, like I'm about to get my head smashed in by some huge arrogant Lairy Stella drinking lad, as they all steer clear believing it to be 'full of fuckin queers innit'.

The reality is, whilst there is a high proportion of gays, (who incidently I have noticed never cause trouble, never brawl, never shout in the street and never litter) the place is actually crawling with local student beauties from the 3 major universities, and ladies from all round the country who come to escape the narrow-minded overtly hetrosexual, cultureless, burberry ridden, chav infested laddish shit holes like neighbouring portsmouth, bognor regis, southampton and (further away) Essex and shop at the millions of different boutiques and shops, very many of which are set up by the resident gay community.

The only criticism is that the average cost of going out in the city of Brighton now rivals the cost of a night out in London. Although one night out in Brighton will make all future nights in London seem like a bit of a stitch up.
"OMG, I've never seen so many fit women in my entire life? Where are we? Are we in Heaven? Oh no, we're in Brighton.'

'We went for a slap up meal, drank some quality wine at this architechtually spectacular winebar, spotted hundreds of fitties on the way out, went to an amazing club, we could've only gone to one place.'

'Quick everyone: go to Brighton. It's one of the few places that isnt completely infested with chavvy twats.'
by hubert b December 28, 2005
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Brightness cheating

The act of cheating in a video game by turning the brightness all the way up. Many view it as a crime against nature.
Guy #1: So have you, like, beat Bioshock yet?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I'm guilty of brightness cheating.
by Smorgashforgan January 21, 2011
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Brighton Youth

The Youth section of a church. Officially known as 'Brighton Youth Fellowship', however this title is a big misnomer. There is absolutely no fellowship to God, and youth are being judged solely based on the number of new friends brought. Most leaders are also total assholes in this aspect, and look down on members who either come less frequently or not bring any friends. And the good leaders are unfortunately being outnumbered in order to chamge things for the better.
Guy 1: Hey bro, want to come to my church? Called Brighton Youth.
Guy 2: No bro, all they want is to pump up their number of members, and if I want to worship God I might as well stay at home, since they don't care about their longtime members
Guy 1: Well you are right, I'll probably stay home instead to watch the sermon instead instead of wasting time traveling
by Pleyel August 24, 2021
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