BridgetJones

The woman I aspire to be. The woman who kicks Elle Woods' ass when it comes to pulling off a Playboy Bunny outfit. The woman who journeys far and wide. The woman who puts up with her misery and continues walking on despite the budding blisters on her sensitive heels. Not only do I aspire to be her, but I want BridgetJones to be my sister in law.

Brother, I have a woman for you. Her name is BridgetJones.

by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008

Bridgeton

The most boring city in north carolina thats so small, its like, microscopic

hey, want to go ride around bridgeton?" "Naw, man that place is so boring.

by MisterCoccounutHead April 10, 2011

Bridgeting

Verb {to Bridget}

To examine you life alone drinking wine and smoking cigarettes only to come to a depressing conclusion.

An activity mainly conducted by single, white females.

Bobby was up all night Bridgeting

by NateTheNinjaBarman May 6, 2010

Bridgeton

A small community inside the Craven county area of North Carolina, the only way to get there is over water but a nice place, you will run into junkies awfully a lot. But if you want to get out the city part of new bern and shoot guns and bonfire all night Bridgeton is the place. Cops don’t bother much there not unless its drug related or looking for someone.

I just want to get away I need a peace of mind from the city part of craven county. I’m going to BRIDGETON.

by Mariamae939 December 11, 2019

bridgepoint

A really bad group home with the majority of people being low functioning and with lazy staff who would rather be on their phones instead of doing work.

Person 1: There's this new group home called Bridgepoint, you think they're any good?
Person 2: This person who used to live there said they were horrible. I don't think they are.

by EmiTech January 16, 2017

Bridgerton

Mi Mi Mid MIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD

Yeah that show bridgerton is mid, but Xo Kitty is gas.

by That Jit May 30, 2023

Bridgertoning

Making a series, movie or documentary about European history, in which historical facts and characters are either twisted or made up to suit a modern politically correct highly sensitive audience. Derived from the American series "Bridgerton". The series is a modern day fantasy about upper class British society in the early 1800's, in which major characters are portrayed by black people. Programs that are bridgertoned are full of historical inaccuracies and mistakes, which are frowned upon by historians, but easily overlooked by viewers who praise the edgy casting and bold storytelling. Essentially blackwashing and cultural appropriation at its finest.

The series sugarcoats and twists European history for the sake of political correctness. Surprisingly, there are no Arab, Asian, Latino, Pakistani or other non-white characters. See also Disneyfication.

"I hear the new Gladiator-movie will take place during the Crusades, and Denzel Washington will play a main character."

"Sounds good, which character?"
"Some European knight."
"... FFS, they're Bridgertoning the whole thing."

by Mohawkmarcje March 1, 2024