San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

buried in my backyard

1. When one is dead and buried in the backyard of my property.

2. When a man or large animal thrusts its TPJC (throbbing-pulsating-juicy-cock) DEEP in the wondrous, glorious, beautiful rectum of a man.

Boy #1 reads article, "Kid kills friend and burns body", said kid tells boy #2 next to him, this is like the sixth sense, you're dead and buried in my backyard but a ghost right now.

Boy#2: "Is that symbolic of what we did last night?"
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I want to bury you in my backyard so bad right now

by Backyard boy October 31, 2011

in your own backyard

Something that is happening in close proximity to you and often you are unaware of it.

Susie: My child does not do drugs
Alison: Uh, yeah, yeah she does. It's happening in your own backyard

by loulou62849 April 28, 2014

backyard girl

An attractive girl that is like a ghost. She is their emotionally and physically but is no ones possession. This is why you will miss her. She is a backyard girl. Typical teenage hangout places is in a backyard were youll have a bonfire with friends and drink and smoke and socialize. She will cuddle you and have an awesome time with her. She has been with all my friends. Dont necessarily have sexual relations. Shes my Non related sister. But at the end of the night she goes home alone.

We cuddled and watched a movie. Went to my friends kickback and had a bonfire. We laughed and had a good time. We played beer pong. Cuddled next to the fire talking about stories. Freestyled to some hiphop beats with the homies. Talked about life. Deep conversations. i was throwing up in the bathroom and she took care of me. She cryd on my shoulder . were there for eachother. But at the end of the night, we part. She was a backyard girl man.

by Krazykatz November 12, 2014

Backyardigan

A term used by NBA Youngboy, meaning the last real stepper

I’m really ballin’ what I got , I buy all again... BACKYARDIGAN

by The Slime GOAT October 20, 2020

Backyard Sprinkler

The act of ejaculating across your partners back while having doggystyle sex.

I was bangin this ho last night from behind and when I nutted I gave her the backyard sprinkler.

by Bonedale Ben January 5, 2008

Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.

Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.

by @assonance December 10, 2013