brained

Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.

I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.

by Fab Swing Dancer (who has been nearly brained on several occasions) May 22, 2006

Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments

Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*

by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021

nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin

damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

Starboard Brained

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.

You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!

by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018

Briane

Briane is a very unique name. Briane is also a very unique girl, she's beautiful, smart, sexy, crazy, can always put a smile on your face, she's always laughing or smiling. Briane is very trustworthy, and will always be " that friend " to get you threw something.

I'm feeling down. I'll call Briane, she always cheers me up.

by .Christin Elaine]] December 28, 2009

Conan O'Briened

To be erroneously fired or laid off from your job by incompetent bosses for ridiculous or dubious reasons beyond your control.

"Our boss screwed up so we all got Conan O'Briend."

"I can't believe I'm getting Conan O'Briened over this!"

"Activision Conan O'Briened a lot of people from Radical today because there isn't a new Spider-man movie coming out for them to make a game for."

by usernamedan February 12, 2010