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Brian’s Cream of Curry 

When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.
Brian’s Cream of Curry

Definition: BRIAN please cream my curry butt poops!

Brian’s Law 

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
Brian’s Law by brianl May 3, 2024

Brian Nguyen's workout plan 

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

Brianna and Courtney's Vlog 

Two silly, fun-loving, quite frankly, crazy college students vlogging about their every day life.

This was inspired as a parody of Joi and Chelsea's Vlog. It has now moved far beyond that. :)

We post a new vlog weekly. We are currently in season 2 and have a lot more fun in editting this season.
We are always open for ideas so write on our Facebook wall if you have something you'd like to see in a vlog!
All of our videos are posted on our YouTube channel and our Facebook page. Be sure to check those out and our Twitter too!
You can find Brianna and Courtney's Vlog in the following places.

Youtube: www.youtube.com/user/Dolphins0092

Facebook: www.facebook.com/BriannaAndCourtneysVlogs?sk=wall

Twitter: www.twitter.com/#!/BandCVlogs

Sajid and Briana 

a perfect couple. they need to be together ASAP. it was most likely Briana liked Sajid first but that's ok. Briana will treat Sajid so well and she will drop everything to make him happy and feel his best. Sajid will make Briana laugh all the time, he will always make her laugh even when she is sad. If u know a Sajid and Briana... get them together ASAP!!!
look at Sajid and Briana. aren't they so cute together!!!

Brian Stewart 

It's a verb, it means to leave your child behind and not respond to his tweets to come back because you're to busy doing ACT skype sessions.
Man, My Old Lady Thought She Had ME Stuck With This child. Little does she know, I'm about to pull a Brian Stewart. LOL