Brenting

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.

Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!

by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015

brenting

to masturbate uncontrollably

Jason was caught brenting in the broom closet.

by Edger Shroom August 23, 2007

Bretting a joke

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

Bexting

Text-message version of a booty-call.

That ho is totally bexting me again. It's past midnight, she just wants to get laid.

by ROC Urbanity October 11, 2008

bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

by Dli March 19, 2014

Brexiting

Telling your boys you’ll leave after this round of money up but then you continue to play after the round is done.

G no.1: I swear you said was cutting?
G no.2: I think he’s brexiting bro.

by Trillface March 30, 2019

Brexiting

Telling everyone at the party you are leaving, but actually staying

Joe yelled he was brexiting but still was there till the end of the party.

by FatherofDictionary March 30, 2019