Brewster, New York

A small town located in Putnam County, New York. Mainly contained of football jocks who have their heads up their asses and girls who snort coke off of their teacher's dicks. Everyone in Brewster is now addicted to nicotine thanks to juuls. The guys usually find comfort in craddling each other's cocks (while screaming about Brewster's football team and yelling at each other over juul pods) while the girls are thots (usually spotted with three dicks in their mouths. The pussy is ripe with Hepatitis A through Z). Within Brewster is Brewster Village (AKA BrewsterRico, La Guadalabrewha). Nothing but Guatemalans. People show up here for drugs. The white portion of Brewster is Vineyard Vines central, where boat shoes and polo shirts are in style. Pathetic crime is infamous such as teacher-student sexual relatoonships, a white boy getting his ass kicked in a locker room over a bet, and a 16 year old stabbing a guy for 3 dollars.

"Hey, you wanna ruin your life? Head on down to Brewster, New York!"

"You can easily get laid in Brewster, New York, the girls are Super Thots."

by skrubskrubskrub June 12, 2018

Brewster Dance

A dance which involves only standing behind a girl and clapping your hands over your head repeatedly.

Dude 1: "Did you see Daniel dancing with Shelby?!?!"

Dude 2: "Yeah bro, except all he did was Brewster Dance the whole time!"

The next day...

Shelby: "The dance was great, but he just stood behind me and clapped the whole time."

Dudes 1 and 2: "We noticed!"

by M0RPH3U5 September 11, 2011

punky brewstered

When a person you are dating/hanging out with suddenly disappears with no warning and/or without a trace. Derived from the way Punky Brewster's mother abandoned her on the TV show by saying she was "Going to the store for a minute" and never came back.

Mike: So hows things going with that girl?

Dave: Well, things were going real good... then one day she just Punky Brewstered on me and i havent seen her since.

by Dancendiary July 1, 2009

Chunky Brewster

Slang/insult for fat girl.

"Get out of my freaking Doritos, Chunky BREWSTER..."

by Mighty J April 19, 2005

Brewstitute

A man or woman that will do a variety of services for alcohol, generally beer.

"Seth is about to go home with that cougar. She's been feeding him beers all night."
"Yeah, he's such a brewstitute!"

by Bearded ginger October 10, 2018

Brewster Quality

The dumbest fucking thing, you have to make sure it's 300% accurate and turn it in three days before its assigned. also Issaquah Middle School is the dumbest fucking place and brewsters the worst if you don't do it right she'll execute you

Oh you go to Issaquah middle school, make sure you get that Brewster Quality work

by Yoshira March 10, 2022

breasty

Being in the mood for breasts. Partially horny, but mainly just the need to look at breasts. See also "Assy" and "Pre-Party"

"I've had about 3 beers, i'm in a really breasty mood"

"Hey Kelly, show your tits! I'm feeling breasty!"

by Deus April 11, 2005