pre-party 

to imbibe alcohol before an official function

pre-party by Anonymous March 17, 2003

pre party poop 

The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.

Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.

Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!

Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.

Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.

pre party poop by Larsehole January 19, 2015

pre party wank 

A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.

Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.

Dude 2: Whys that.

Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!

pre party wank by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle April 13, 2011

Pre Party Pinch 

Losing one's sex drive to someone attractive before a party in order to not do anything sexual with an unattractive person(s) at the party.

When a person knows that they'll do something naughty with someone that they really don't want to, they do a pre-party pinch (sometimes referred to as a pre-pinch).

Rick: I 'eard Chantelle was going to the party at the Chalk, so I'm gunna have a pre party pinch with the babe next door before I go.
Mick: Yeah wouldn't want to have a repeat of last time she was at the same party as you. Don't shit yourself with the neighbour like last time.
Rick: Leave it out.

Pre Party Pinch by Christov Jamacia October 21, 2010

pre party nerves 

the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party

turn the car around, im having pre party nerves!!!

pre party nerves by Oscarthecat September 6, 2014

Pre Party Orgasm 

Making sure that you go to a party/wedding very content by having a pre party orgasm.

Hey baby! Are you down for a pre party orgasm before we leave for the wedding?
😈

Pre Party Orgasm by @BigMac July 1, 2023

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

pre-party ejaculate by JSBizzle September 21, 2011