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Breitbarted

When a video is selectively edited to distort context and make someone appear guilty of something they didn't actually do
That guy is innocent, but they chopped up that video and Breitbarted him, so he was presumed guilty.
by In_Shambles July 22, 2010
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To carry around pictures of other mens' dicks.
Dude, don't mess with that camera phone in the locker room. I don't need you to Breitbart my junk.
by Sol Herschberger December 2, 2011
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Verb. Usually used in a sexual context, it is the act of making a big deal out of little or nothing. Or to make a small penis look large. Can also be used to make a limp, useless dick appear erect and virile.
I need to Breitbart my sex tape from last night. She was disappointed but my blog readers won't be!
by 2jase July 22, 2010
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Breitbarted

To die in ways which are within the means of a government assassin, though difficult to prove, when someone in government has a clear motive and all that is missing is the smoking gun. To qualify, someone in government has to be suspected of being the alleged assassin. The means of death has to be highly suspect and convenient.

A random civilian getting shot in the eyes by a neighbor who doesn't like his political views is not being Breitbarted. A man with damning evidence and testimony against an elected official who suddenly shows up in a dumpster decapitated and it's ruled a "suicide" by the coroner, however, definitely qualifies. Most victims, however, die of heart attacks - which can be brought about by hard-to-trace poisons. The difficulty is proving it.

In summary, you need:

1) Reasonable grounds for suspicion of foul play.
2) A clear government motive for assassination.
3) Convenient circumstances.
4) Someone in government as a prime suspect. Not the Mafia, unless the two are working in cohorts.
5) Impeccable timing.

Absurd coroner rulings are optional. This usually applies to conservatives who die suspiciously and to liberals who are suspected, but any combination of ideologies is possible for a victim-assassin relationship, provided the other above-stated qualifiers are present.

Named after Andrew Breitbart, the timing of whose death raised lots of suspicions.
When the Mafia does it, they say it was "made to look like an accident." When the government does it, that's called being "Breitbarted."
by ObscuredBeyond March 15, 2014
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A creepy, misogynistic loser. A "breitbart" is a white guy that fantasizes about taking America back to the 1950's because he's unable to admit that a woman, minority, or gay person is cleverer and more talented than he will ever be.
Wow. Jim managed to complain about having to be around women, blame everything on"the blacks", AND tell me how afraid he is of those Muslims all in one short conversation. What a fucking Brietbart.
by deathbycrazies November 20, 2016
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Fox News is TV's breitbart.

Sinclair Broadcasting is a network of breitbarts masquerading as "local" news.

Donald Trump's cabinet meetings are always breitbarts.
by Queen Buttrix May 27, 2018
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Breitbastard

A small dicked person of low intelligence with no critical thinking ability and a hatred for gays, arabs, Indians, jews, Mexicans and blacks which they mask by claims of "Restoring pride in the flag" .

They also hate abortion unless it's the unborn fetus of an artificially inseminated lesbian woman.
I was stuck on the bus listening to a guy tell me that Planned Parenthood is a secret pedophile network and that global warming isn't real. A total fucking Breitbastard.
by ?fruit March 28, 2017
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