loaf of bread

When a cat lays on its stomach and tucks its feet and tail beneath it so that they cannot be seen (appearing to look like a loaf of bread)

"Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at the loaf of bread!'"

by Katherine Bennett February 28, 2008

loaf_of_bread_chan

smells like caca tho
I’ve seen her in public and secretly sniffed their hair I smelt like heaven, would love to try that again someday Also smack my azz like a drum

loaf_of_bread_chan: smack my azz like a drum

by Ur in my death note September 3, 2021

top loaf of bread

Basically a hoe, everyone touches it but no one wants it

Damn bro she's the top loaf of bread

by Pxrla October 7, 2019

Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Loaf of Wonder Bread

when you see a bunch of white people in a line at a store or restuarant.

Dude, look at that Loaf of Wonder Bread over at the mcdonalds counter line!!!!

Ya no shit man!!!!

by Sasquatch32560 July 19, 2011

breadloafing

Medial displacement of breast implants is known as symmastia but also commonly referred to as breadloafing or uni-boob.

You could see her plastic surgery went bad, her breasts were breadloafing.

by its_Ender July 4, 2009

breadloaf

the layer of back fat that hangs over the back of a woman's bra (similar to a muffin top).

"Can you believe how nice Summer is? She made me a breadloaf for my birthday! It took her a long time to make though..."

by Needs to Cool It September 7, 2012