Breasticles

Noun. 1. Boobies

If you go to Hooters, you see Breasticles.

by captain crunch March 14, 2003

Breasticles

A fat mans hairy man-boobs. Called breasticles as they resemble a large hairy nutsack hanging off of ones chest. These are most often found on the disgustingly obese chest of supervisors, low level politicians, anyone with a "big toys for big boys" or "Livin' large" bumper sticker. Also see Wehner and Jason Gosnell.

"Did you see the breasticles on that fat fucking lard ass? Holy shit he was eating an entire sheetcake while dipping it in pig lard!!"

by Wehners Daddy September 24, 2005

Breasticles

Another word for mammary glands.

You have big and lucious breasticles, they make me mess myself all over the show. God you're so hot, I want you so bad. Oh, yes, yes, yes, stick it in there. Ohhh you're a good boy now lick mummy dry.

by Clinton March 7, 2003

Breasticles

see "Matthew C. A.K.A Chubstikler"

MAtt has breasticles

by Kurt-is So Horny December 17, 2003

Breasticles

The accumulation of two funny words, making a funnier word, meaning nothing at all except to be some sort of low-brow humor of the Family Guy variety

"Dude I have the best Breasticle for you?" said Dave. "Vagenis!"

"You have the funniest Breasticles Dave" Says the chick he's about to sleep with.

by CZ Sol October 29, 2007

Breasticles

When you have a pair of new shiny testicles swingly wildy off the end of the nipple on a boob.

Demn, i didn't know colin got a breasticles implant. Good for him.

by Dhawk July 12, 2007

Breasticles

1. A person possessing both testicles and breasts

1. Kasun, your breasticles are poking me. You look like freakin Madonna in that cone-tit dress!!

by I.C. Weinerz February 25, 2004