by Jake February 28, 2004
Get the breakfast in bedmug. When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.
My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.
by momo jenkins March 5, 2005
Get the breakfast in bedmug. by IcerX August 17, 2009
Get the Breakfast in Bedmug. The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
Get the downstairs breakfast in bedmug. (verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)
(Great for birthday presents!)
by Captain Kev April 4, 2009
Get the Breakfast in bed headmug. Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together
First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
by Scatcap September 14, 2007
Get the breakfast in bedmug. The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
Get the upstairs breakfast in bedmug.