When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.
My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.
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First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
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