Brainworms

Unproductive, unreasonable, and/or outright harmful ideas that become “stuck” in one’s head and/or internalized. A “brainwormed individual” is someone who has been driven insane by the outlandish and malicious content commonly found in spaces like 4tran and 4chan at large.

TFW the wriggliest of brainworms

by Trashli November 2, 2022

Brainworm

An belief (or set of beliefs) that become popular "en masse" and cause people to act erratically.

"Everyone in attendance at the ______ rally have the brainworm."

by lazy_prophet February 19, 2021

Brainsturbate

When the mind is self-titillated and excited to the point of arousal but without stimulating the usual body parts.

Basically, stimulating your own mind by reading porn, role-playing or other activities that require high levels of mental engagement and activity.

Reading posts on Craigslist's Casual Encounters is my favorite way to brainsturbate.

After my girlfriend brainsturbates for several hours, she becomes an insatiable fucktoy.

by Amber's boyfriend September 29, 2009

brainworms

In the context of 4chan's /lgbt/ board, inconsequential or false information related to gender transition that tends to become a fixation among board users to the point where many end up unironically believing it. Examples include Ray Blanchard's transsexual typology (AGP vs. HSTS) and differences in bone structure between sexes that is typically not noticeable.

I was about to make a comment about my skull circumference to Alice in the hopes that she would sympathize but remembered that normal trans people don't have brainworms.

by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022

brainworm

An image, sound, or other thought (usually one that you don't want to think about) that gets stuck in your mind. The best way to get rid of a brainworm is to replace it with something else (just don't think about your current stuck thought, though).

A brainworm is different from an earworm in that an earworm is a song that gets stuck in your head, while a brainworm is anything that gets stuck in your head.

I have a brainworm. I can't stop thinking about the disturbing meme I saw last night.

by allam2342 May 3, 2018

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Brainstorming

Receiving a blow job while doing your homework.

"Dude last night Lauren came over while I was studying and she totally laid down the brainstorming"

by lamou1nr March 5, 2009